Tag: Comedy

50 people who are really, really annoying.ย 

Worryingly, this isn’t exhaustive. 1. People who scrape plates / yoghurt pots. ๐Ÿ˜ก 2. People who chew loudly. ๐Ÿ˜ก 3. People who talk with their mouth full of food. ๐Ÿ˜  4. People who talk with their mouth full of drink. (If you’ve seen it happen, you’ll know.) ๐Ÿ˜ค 5. People who start singing a different song when I’m already singing.…

My week of living alone (told with the aid of emojis)

I always thought I’d be really content ๐Ÿ™‚ happy ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ecstatic ๐Ÿ˜† living on my own. ๐Ÿก They say I’m an introvert ๐Ÿ™ƒ so being alone is actually my preference. I wouldn’t necessarily disagree with that. I get some of my best ideas ๐Ÿ’กwhen I’m alone. (Most of which come right before I sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›Œ or in the shower๐Ÿšฟ.) To…

Peter Pan Goes Wrong (which ends up going incredibly right.)

I am somebody who loves the theatre. It is a love which has led me to pay $10 for a soda on Broadway, see bare breasts on the West End (tastefully, of course), cry at Evita, cry even harder at what happens to Mufasa in the stampede (I can’t bring myself to type it out any more explicitly than that),…

‘Twas The Night Before Hipstmas

‘Twas the night before Hipstmas when all through the city, The hipsters were saying, ‘Oh what a pity, That Christmas is coming the very next day, But the food isn’t whole food, and that’s not okay. Because nothing is vegan, or even organic, No quinoa in sight, which is really quite tragic. Swap the turkey for tofu and it would…