Tag: Funny

50 people who are really, really annoying. 

Worryingly, this isn’t exhaustive. 1. People who scrape plates / yoghurt pots. 😡 2. People who chew loudly. 😡 3. People who talk with their mouth full of food. 😠 4. People who talk with their mouth full of drink. (If you’ve seen it happen, you’ll know.) 😤 5. People who start singing a different song when I’m already singing.…

My week of living alone (told with the aid of emojis)

I always thought I’d be really content 🙂 happy 😃 ecstatic 😆 living on my own. 🏡 They say I’m an introvert 🙃 so being alone is actually my preference. I wouldn’t necessarily disagree with that. I get some of my best ideas 💡when I’m alone. (Most of which come right before I sleep 😴🛌 or in the shower🚿.) To…

I think it’s strange that you think I’m funny (they never did.)

I’ve recently had quite an amazing email. It made me smile even more than the email I got from Krispy Kreme offering me a free milkshake. (Basically the least they can do after that whole April Fools thing. The one where they said they were rebranding to Krispy Cream. I told EVERYONE.) It was from a really, really special girl.…

The flamingo that became a conundrum. 

There’s certain member of my family who is obsessed with – what I like to call – YouTube drivel. Over the years she’s inflicted me – and no doubt a tonne of others – to a never ending collection of wedding dances, cat videos and people butchering ‘Let it Go’. Each time she promises that they’ll leave me in hysterics,…

If Disney Princesses Were Millennials…

They’d still be beautiful, they’d still be idyllic, they’d still communicate via song. They’d just be doing it all in a more millennial kind of way…. Would be Instagram’s dream. With that skin as white as snow, lips red as blood and hair black as ebony she’d gain more followers than Selena. She’d be the go-to girl for makeup tutorials…