Tag: Humour

FORO (Fear of Running Out.)

You’ve heard of FOMO, right? Fear of Missing Out? Well, I don’t think I’m really a sufferer. I can’t be. I’m so absent on the whole Social Media movement that by the time I hear about an exciting event, well, it’s already happened months ago. But that doesn’t mean I’m immune to all of these acronymous fears. Mine is just…

50 Small Things That Make You Smile 😊

1. When someone brings a box of donuts to the office. 😆 2. When you have a good hair day. 😊 3. When you wake up and realise you still have 2 hours left to snooze. 😊 4. When someone says your eyebrows are on point. 😊 5. When you get to the till and the item you want to…

50 people who are really, really annoying. 

Worryingly, this isn’t exhaustive. 1. People who scrape plates / yoghurt pots. 😡 2. People who chew loudly. 😡 3. People who talk with their mouth full of food. 😠 4. People who talk with their mouth full of drink. (If you’ve seen it happen, you’ll know.) 😤 5. People who start singing a different song when I’m already singing.…

My week of living alone (told with the aid of emojis)

I always thought I’d be really content 🙂 happy 😃 ecstatic 😆 living on my own. 🏡 They say I’m an introvert 🙃 so being alone is actually my preference. I wouldn’t necessarily disagree with that. I get some of my best ideas 💡when I’m alone. (Most of which come right before I sleep 😴🛌 or in the shower🚿.) To…

Peter Pan Goes Wrong (which ends up going incredibly right.)

I am somebody who loves the theatre. It is a love which has led me to pay $10 for a soda on Broadway, see bare breasts on the West End (tastefully, of course), cry at Evita, cry even harder at what happens to Mufasa in the stampede (I can’t bring myself to type it out any more explicitly than that),…