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2017 (And The Only New Year’s Resolution I’ve Ever Made.)

Anybody who knows me knows that I don’t do New Year – almost as much as I don’t do glittery eyeshadow or seafood. I find the whole thing an absolute farce, from the awkwardly cringe worthy countdown to midnight, to the painfully forced rendition of Auld Lang Syne (which, by the way, is potentially the worst song in living creation.)…